you are worth a new creation

There’s a difference between a good idea and a should idea.‍

In the places I go, there are things that I see, that I never could spell if I stopped with the Z. I’m telling you this ‘cause you’re one of my friends. My alphabets starts where your alphabet ends.‍

Words are, in my not-so-humble opinion, our most inexhaustible source of magic. Capable of both inflicting injury, and remedying it.‍

Statler: You know, a show doesn’t have to be funny to be good.

Waldorf: Well what’d you think of this show?

Statler: It was good!

Those who follow the crowd usually get lost in it.

Advertising is a revealing time machine that merely accelerates what was going to happen anyway. If you’re good, advertising helps you grow ahead of schedule. If you’re bad, advertising just quickens your closure.

They say the week start on Monday, but the strong start on Sunday.

Mediocrity will never do. You are capable of something better.

Your boos mean nothing! I've seen what makes you cheer.

Brands aren’t trying to go viral. They’re trying to become vital.

Then I will go to the king, though it is against the law. And if I perish, I perish.

As human beings, our job in life is to help people realize how rare and valuable each one of us really is, that each of us has something that no one else has – or ever will have – something inside that is unique to all time. It's our job to encourage each other to discover that uniqueness and to provide ways of developing its expression.

Do or do not, there is no try.

Be yourself. Everyone else is taken.

The single worst thing you can do is entertain a ridiculous and dangerous idea in the name of being nice and inclusive. Far too often, we confuse kindness with cowardice.

We can have only one. And if we do not choose, we will end up with none.

Statler: You think this show constitutes cruelty to animals?

Waldorf: Not unless they’re watching it!

The person who follows the crowd will usually go no further than the crowd. The person who walks alone is likely to find himself in places no one has ever seen before.

Connection is why we’re here; it is what gives purpose and meaning to our lives.